The Pink Nun

February 16, 2004 in Dating

Ursula Petula Barzey 0 Like Post 5 Comments

I forget to mention that I got a Valentine on Saturday. It came from the Pink Nun as I was waiting at the the Corner of Clark & Belmont for the #22 Bus. Now having a good chuckle as I read the poem in the Valentine Card:

Mind over matter
Decide to get empowered
before you get de-flowered
this is the hour
of will power

To that I say, whatever! More power to anyone out them getting some. But just be sure to use a condom!

5 Comments

October 1, 2004 at 1:09 am

the Pink nun

Hello,
here’s the poems from the other valentines i handed out that day, and an extra recent selection from my Hymen Rhymin’
————
She went to bed,
got knocked up and said,
“OH dred! I wish I’d
done something else instead!”
She thought that he would leave her,
So she gave him head
And after he got some beaver,
He STILL fled.
She decided sex was a waste
When she got laced
with an infectious paste
Now she wished
That she’d been chaste
She stayed
Got laid
But she got played
Now she just wants him spayed.
————
You’re kickin’ your leg up like a rockette
Think nothin’ will happen… You wanna bet?
You’re playin’ russian roulette
Wake in the morning and what do you get?
Maybe a baby, a disease if you please
But you ain’t gotta pay those fees
You could wait for one to get down on his knees
But only you hold those keys
February 17, 2004 at 11:04 am

Ursula

I didn’t write that. That was the poem written in Valentine that the nun gave to me. Actually she gave it to quite a few other people as well. As for Band Boy, well I have not heard from him and I don’t plan on calling or emailing him either.
February 16, 2004 at 10:36 pm

Burnt Fuse

Getting some? What’s that? I vaguely remember…
February 16, 2004 at 9:29 pm

Shasta MacNasty

LOL @ Kat. Speaking of getting some, have you heard from the band guy?
February 16, 2004 at 8:16 pm

Kat

rofl
so is that what you do now? write greeting cards?