Most Unusual Place
My friend Leigh links to a site that tries to offer proof of the claim that a contestant “in response to a question from host Bob Eubanks about the ‘most unusual place you’ve ever made whoopee,’ a female Newlywed Game contestant responded, ‘That would be up the butt, Bob.’” I haven’t done the butt thing (and probably never will), but this got me thinking about the my most unusual place. Hands down, it would have to be at the Harlan Hatcher Graduate Library at the University of Michigan. Event occurred during exam period second semester junior year. One Sunday afternoon, my boyfriend and I were in small study rooms adjacent to each other, and as the dividing wall didn’t go all the we up, we starting passing notes back and forth. I’m not sure which one of us make the suggestion, but we were both stressed and needed some sort of release. So after hanging our jackets over the windows we made whoopee. Despite our best efforts to be quiet, we weren’t very successful and I’m sure many around us wondered what the heck was going on. So after the act was complete, we ran out of the library laughing our heads off and went straight to Taco Bell. Thank goodness we never got caught. I’m sure campus police would have arrested us for indecent conduct. Later that summer we did get busted by camping police after parking in a van for way too long a period. Thankfully we didn’t get arrested but I vowed never to do that again.