It’s the Soul Train. Beep-beep. Get on board.
For all the men in my life that I like and admire, I hope you won’t hold it against me that I’ve posted the chain email I received below. With that, I’m curious about my current readership. Long gone are the days when I use to get lots of comments and I’m starting to feel like I’m talking to myself. Or perhaps, no one in interested in my current blog topics. Either way, I’m in the midst of a Daria Morgendorffer moment. I don’t really want to be popular, but you know, I’d still like to feel like I’m engaged in a two way dialogue with at least a few people. With that, I’m curious as to what people would like to know about me. So ask me anything. I just might answer in detail.
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here’s an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
Men are like….
1. Men are like … Laxatives … They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like … Bananas … The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like … Weather … Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like … Blenders … You need One, but you’re not quite sure why.
5. Men are like … Chocolate Bars … Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like … Commercials … You can’t believe a word they say.
7. Men are like … Department Stores … Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like … Government Bonds … They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like … Mascara … They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like … Popcorn … They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like … Snowstorms … You never know when they’re coming, how many inches you’ll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like … Lava Lamps … Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like … Parking Spots … All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know !!!!!!!!!!
You Got Served!