I’m not so sure about Michael Phelps’ porn moustache, but he gets a pass for that hot body and for having a tattoo displaying his pride in our alma mater, the University of Michigan. Go Blue!

Update 1: He’s shaved the moustache for the Olympics all in an effort I’m sure to help him rise to the challenge and win 8 gold medals.

Update 2: I go to his website and get the choice of two languages: English or Chinese. Damn! Michael has serious backers!