I call my best guy friend to catch up and ramble about my latest crisis at work. He tells me I’m not really in a crisis. What? Maybe he’s just saying that because he’s too busy to talk and wants to get back to playing bridge. What the fuck? Where do I find these people? Why can’t he just listen when I want need to ramble? It’s not like we talk everyday. In fact, I haven’t talk to him in weeks. I get no respect anymore. Oh, maybe I’m a bit over the top. Maybe I’m just being a drama queen. Maybe I’m just a tad bit hysterical and drunk. Maybe for once, I want to be front and center. Why can’t I find a sympathetic ear? Why can’t I………???????