I leave my house around noonish for my bi-annual visit to the dentist to get my teeth cleaned. While waiting at the elevator, I hear moans coming from my 50something neighbors’ apartment. I am there waiting long enough to figure out that they are watching some sort of porn video. I want to knock on their door and tell them to turn it down, but thinking they would be too embarrassed. Now I’ll never be able to look at this couple in the same light.