Nutrition Advice

I got this joke from a colleague and couldn't resist the urge to post.

CONCERNED ABOUT TOO MANY CARBS IN YOUR DIET?

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the
final word on nutrition and health.

It's a relief to know the truth after all those
conflicting medical studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer
heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer
heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer
fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of
sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Americans.

CONCLUSION:

Eat and drink what you like. Being American and
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.-