I spent almost three hours on the phone last night talking to the first boss I had when I joined the ranks of worker bee in corporate America. She was such a great boss, that no other boss I've had since then has ever measured up. So I love talking to her. During the conversation, we got on the subject of pets. My former boss, now friend is a total dog person. I am a cat person. We talked about the fact that dogs and cats show their love and appreciation in different ways. The joke below speaks to that fact. It's funny as heck, and oh so true.
Difference between a cat and a dog...A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me
with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... They
must be Gods!A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me
with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... I must
be a God!
The other major difference between dogs and cats is that dogs will endure mistreatment and outright cruelty and still eagerly run back for the promise of a treat, tail wagging.
My cats are definately the little deities in the pantheon of my life.
Ha! That is the best cat joke I've ever heard. And also so very very true!