The Soulmate Calculator

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According to The Soulmate Calculator, I'll need to meet 14,997 single males here in Chicago before I meet my Prince. No wonder I'm still single. I'm not even halfway there yet.

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Picky, picky, picky!

Maybe you should create a "Are you my soulmate" form on your blog. Could speed up the process & weed out the freaks!

What about the odds of meeting your princess? (Ducking, covering and running.)

I'm either easy or sleazy. I just took the test and it actually told me that based upon my criteria, I only need to weed through 52 American single males.

Mine says I'd have to meet 871526, but I sort of already knew that.

Dude, I hate to say it, but i just got mine back and i only have 1 to go. thing is, i'm Canadian and I don't date Amercians due to location, and so i guess i'm royally, well, (insert expletive). So i'm not so well off, even though it seems i am. We're all sad and single right now...

The following is my results:

Your probability coefficient: 0.

You have to meet 1 American single females who are between 18 and 45 years old who are living in your city or willing to move there.

They also have to meet these religious requirement(s):
- Christian
- Jewish
- Spiritual

OK, I live in South Florida and haven't had any coochie in a very long time. Am I going nuts? I say YES !!!!! And all I need to do is meet 1 more girl before I get the hookup? Now I'm more confused than ever.

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